Someone please explain the necessity for talking and/or enormous body parts in SL to me.
I don’t get it.
I mean, I understand that in SL, you can do and be many things that you simply can’t do/be in RL. I get it, I do. I can be a furry dog who owns a cabaret (:P), I can be a petite elf sprite with gossamer wings, or I can be a giant red dragon who will toast you and eat you. I can fly in SL, even though I’m not Superman.
But I just don’t understand the talking body parts.
“Ashley’s tummy is rumbling.”
Whaa???
If the body parts talked to their owner only, I’d be okay with that. I mean, my tummy talks to me in RL, right? But it doesn’t broadcast my craving for ice cream to everyone within 20 meters. I don’t understand pregnancy in SL, either. I get that people might want to have kids to add to the realism. But childbirth? Why??????
As for *ahem* private parts that talk, I don’t get that either. I’d like to decide when I’m done, thank you very much.
I also wonder at the need for items like the boob and butt attachments. The shape sliders seem to allow plenty of ‘oomph’ in the bosom and bottom department, so I don’t understand the need for appliers. And, of course, it is always taken to extremes – I recently saw a woman (I’m using the term loosely here) with enormous ta-tas with a milking apparatus attached to them.
Whaa???
This was at a dance venue, mind you, not some adult sim I accidentally tp’d into.
I just don’t understand.
